100 Animals That Can F*cking End You

100 Animals That Can F*cking End You

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  • Type:Epub+TxT+PDF+Mobi
  • Create Date:2022-04-17 03:19:41
  • Update Date:2025-09-06
  • Status:finish
  • Author:Mamadou Ndiaye
  • ISBN:0316453773
  • Environment:PC/Android/iPhone/iPad/Kindle

Summary

A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star。

Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye 。 。 。 and now he's got your answers。
 
100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident。 These include:
 
• The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"
• Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
• A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite
• Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive
• A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink

You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean。 Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power。

This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world。

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